Victim of collision on the open sea 
Nobody ever said that life was free 
Sink, swim, go down with the ship 
But use your freedom of choice 
I say it again in the land of the free 
Use your freedom of choice 
In ancient Rome there was a poem about a dog who had two bones 
He picked at one, he licked the other 
He went in circles till he dropped dead 
Freedom of choice is what you got
Freedom of choice is what you want 
Then if you got it, you don't want it
Seems to be the rule of thumb
Don't be tricked by what you see 
You got two ways to go