Schools out Christmas break Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straight First the Yankees then St. Louis The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew it Derek Jeter's lost his mind Trippin’ on a broom stick, better luck next time Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas Joe Torre, he's a weirdo Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ring We all know you're chokin' on your lunch, Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas 2004 the best Christmas yet A World Series ring I was sick of hearing 1918 Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas