I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed, I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head, And even if we know we never get a Billboard top-10 hit, At least we know Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit. I don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecues, I don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon, And even if our pay checks might as well as be counterfeit, At least we know Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit, At least we know Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit.