His chest is pretty hairy He's got a breath from hell If you lost your head, he'll find it A perfect sense of smell When push comes to shove Unconditional love Is his way to sweat things out When you think they're coming To take it all away Shithead's gonna save the day Shithead's gonna save the day He's everything but fussy Any crap will do He'll wreck your backyard in a second Mess up your furniture too When push comes to shove Unconditional love Is his way to sweat things out When you think they're coming To take it all away Shithead's gonna save the day Shithead's gonna save the day Shithead is a true companion He'll guard your precious thermos You can use him as a cover To hide your "special purpose"