Woke up with the blues today, I got the news I failed the test Settle my affairs, so now I have to share my last request Gonna meet my Maker, tell the undertaker do your best Cause I want to go there in a light blue mohair suit and vest I'll have to cancel every single engagement I'll have to start to make my final arrangements Now you know the score, so promise me before I'm laid to rest Listen as I take a moment and I make a last request I know it's tough but you must try not to worry I'll soon be suffering the big coronary Don't call an attorney when I make the journey to my rest Didn't make a will, there's nothing in the till, so don't protest While I'm fading fast, I've gotta get this last thing off my chest So listen as I take a moment while I make my, make my last request