I don't give a fuck about Christmas I don't give a shit about the snow I want you on the count of two All say, "Fuck this Santa Claus!" Christmas fucking sucks Christmas fucking sucks Really fucking sucks I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck about Santa I don't give a shit about cheer You can keep your gifts And your fucking shitty lists I probably won't call Y'all this fucking year Christmas fucking sucks Christmas fucking sucks Really fucking sucks I don't give a fuck I don't care I don't care