Well, I took a little something 
To make my worries go away 
I laid down with a movie 
And I started to feel OK 
But I heard the doorbell ringing 
And I opened up to see 
My worries they were waiting there for me 
Now Death, as you’d expect 
He was all dressed up in black 
Misfortune in her stockings 
And a curve upon her back 
And the Chorus Of The Lonely 
In their gospel robes, of course 
They were singing ‘bout my imminent divorce 
It’s a beautiful day 
No, it’s a horrible day 
Maybe I will grin but I won’t bear 
It’s a beautiful day 
No, it’s a horrible day 
And for the first time in my life I just don’t care 
So let me get my coat 
And let me get my stash 
I’ll trade my VCR 
For a pocketful of cash 
I’ll take off with my worries 
And I’ll even let Death drive 
We’re sure to get there 
Dead or alive 
It’s a beautiful day 
No, it’s a horrible day 
You can see here by my grin I don’t give a fuck 
It’s a beautiful day 
No, it’s a horrible day 
And for the first time in my life I don’t need the luck