Have you heard a single word ive said? 
Time to brush the crumbs out of your bed 
do i want a life of leisure? 
what the hell is wrong with me? 
first a tremor,then a seizure 
middle aged lobotomy 
Unrepentant scofflaw on the lam 
Layin waste to all the best laid plans 
I swear the gingkos working in reverse 
C is for the casanova 
Us unglued and never over 
N is for the noose you knotted 
T is for the tears i blotted 
C is carbon tetrachloride 
U stands for im standing upright 
N is not for non infectious 
Ts translating little lectures 
Erect the barricade - and call off the crusade 
Don't you point that thing at me 
There's no such thing as gravity 
I gave you a mountain 
You gave me pain,but... 
Why are the pretty ones always insane? 
C is for contamination 
Undergoing litigation 
N is never never land and 
T is for the tramp i am 
Cs committing cunnilingus 
U unless the odor lingers 
N is no assembly needed 
T is for the truth mistreated 
Look at all the ugly people 
Diggin holes to pass the time 
Semi spastic weak and feeble 
Never ending pantomime 
You come equipped and be prepared 
A roll of duct tape,a cattle prod and a polygraph machine 
C is for the crumbs you throw me 
U is you don't even know me 
N is not for understanding 
T is trust that's too demanding 
C is for the country teaser look at all the ugly people 
U is upright in your freezer fillin holes to pass the time 
N is for the end of meaning non elastic weak and feeble 
T is in the tower leaning never ending pan