Two weathered chairs in this three-car garage Solving all my problems, come as you are Panoramic view on the other side Cooler in between us, stocked, cold, and Lite Memories paint the walls, tell our story A modest montage About you and me in our three-car garage Couches on both sides have seen better days But like us, no one has the heart to throw them away Drum set in the corner been played a time or two By good timin' women after they've had a few Makeshift bar made out of pallets and an old thrown-out door Been responsible for some waking up on the floor Weedeater hidin' in the background Ain't worked a day in its life When I call home asking for money, now they know why It's these two weathered chairs in this three-car garage Solving all my problems, come as you are Panoramic view on the other side Cooler in between us, stocked, cold, and Lite Memories paint the walls, tell our story A modest montage About you and me in our three-car garage Well, if you're bored and you ain't got nothing to do Try changing your point of view To a suburban getaway, stay as long as you like We usually fire up that Weber every Saturday night And when the party winds down, bring out some old guitars And sing a couple songs straight from the heart About two weathered chairs in this three-car garage Solving all my problems, come as you are Panoramic view on the other side Cooler in between us, stocked, cold, and Lite Memories paint the walls, tell our story A modest montage About you and me in our three-car garage Three-car garage Three-car garage Damned old three-car garage