I don't care if it rains or freezes 
Long as I got my plastic Jesus 
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car 

Comes in colors, pink and pleasant 
Glows in the dark, it's iridescent 
Take it with you when you travel far 

Get yourself a sweet madonna 
Dressed in rhinestone, settin' on a 
Pedestal of Abalone Shells 

Goin' 90, I ain't scared 
Cause I got the Virgin Mary 
Assuring me that I won't go to hell