I hide my shit in the closet
I got some space if you want it
It's cool, it isn't a problem
Now, right now
It's textbook repressive behaviour
Bow down to me, I'm your saviour
You like that? It isn't a problem
Now, right now
I'm a supercharged, supersonic
Freshly poured gin and tonic
I'm your stage, hop up on it
Everybody gather 'round
I deserve a shiny crown
So listen, you're missing
The secret to life
This is the secret to life
My family? No, I'm nothing like them
Perfect, fantastic
Despite them, I get upset
When you run your mouth, your mouth
You always seem to want to tell me what to do!
How would you like it if I held a mirror back at you?
This is harrowing
It's embarrassing, ahh
I'm a freshly squeezed, tangerine
Double-tracking drama queen
I'm your bike, jump right on it
(Jump right on it)
Everybody turn around
Sing it now, sing it loud
So listen, you're missing
The secret to life
This is the secret to life
You wouldn't wanna be left behind
'Cause this is the secret to life
This is the secret to life
