I remember when I lost my mind It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night And the man on the tele said Build a bunker in your shed Tell your mum I love her I'm on day 6 hundred and 39 Hello and welcome to my pointless life Won't you have a slice of pecan pie Let me show you where I cry It's in the corner It's out of order I'm 25, goin on 45, goin on 99, goin on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God it's a hell of a ride, goin on dead I think of everything I could have been A superhero in a limousine Or a hot shot living on top But instead, look what I've got The world is on fire so Baby pass me a lighter - cause I'm... 25, goin on 45, goin on 99, goin on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God it's a hell of a ride, goin on dead Looks like the sun's coming out again And I see my friends and they're over the moon to see me What a surprise God I'm glad I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive 25, goin on 45, goin on 99, goin on dead Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights God it's a hell of a ride, goin on dead