I have an evil plan to save the world for every man
And I think it's better than the way it's being run
Oh, the ground works laid
No, don't be afraid
I'm sure that I can fix it when I figure out the physics
My evil plan to save the world
Just you wait 'till it's unfurled
It'll go down in history
It's prophetic
No, it's not pathetic
I can't believe I made it up myself
I have an evil plan to save the world you understand
The exemplary feat, you'd think I'd have to cheat
I'd make Voltaire proud
Deep and furrow browed
Uncanny and so clever
It's our newest plan ever!
Got tired of whining
A grander scheme with silver lining
For every boy and girl
We can't be responsible
For all that's wrong with this world
Starving children in pain
You can't believe in that God
The world's not spinning your way
Does every dog get his day?
