I rode my bike for fifteen miles today And I kept thinking 'bout writing a song but I had nothin' to say And the girl that I've been seeing says, "There's a party goin' on, come over" It's so lonely being sober Feeling proud and my stomach's feeling better I even started doing push ups, and my dick's harder than ever But the world is far from me now, it used to feel much closer It's so lonely being sober It's Friday night, and everybody's dancing But I just can't get in the spirit, I'm just staring and toe-tapping And the band's playing my favourite song, but it feels so mediocre It's so lonely being sober So I turn off the lights and put a match to a candle And play guitar and the flickering and make friends with the shadows But no one's really with me, and I start to feel much older It's so lonely being sober It's so lonely being sober But at least tomorrow I won't be hungover It's so lonely being sober