Wake! Bake! Skate! I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend I'm an addict I'm all messed up Watchin' television static And I'm gonna try and make it For another year Just to hang out with my bestfriends And drink a lot of beer And I'm so fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap) And I'm so fuckin' proud (So fuckin' proud) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! I'm so strung out I can't even see Shit, it's so hard I can't even breathe But I gotta for myself I gotta change this life I got a guarantee For a dollar ninety nine Wake! Bake! Skate! And I'm so fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap) And I'm so fuckin' proud (So fuckin' proud) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! And I'm so fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap) And I'm so fuckin' proud (So fuckin' proud) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned So fuckin' cheap (So fuckin' cheap) And I'm so fuckin' proud (So fuckin' proud) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! And crash!