I am a doctor I know what you need 
a pelvic sort of examination 
there'll be no pain no pain no pain no pain no pain
I am a doctor have a seat 
will ya fill out these forms i'll be with you
in a moment a moment a moment a moment a moment 
no hope no hope no hope no hope 
let's make love I am an engineer
you're doing that all wrong 
see those stress points there they'll never hold up 
never never never never 
no hope let's make love 
I am a psychiatrist
tell me your problems 
so you hate your mother 
tell me your deepest thoughts 
I can help you 
you can trust me I can help you 
you can trust me