Some of my best friends are
Beerheads
Beer alright
What did you say about
Beerheads
Beer alright
You got something against
Beerheads
Beer alright
What did you say about
Beer
Beer alright
Bleeding heart liberals
All men
Are their brothers
Cower behind
Locked doors
Afraid
Of each other
I dream of
Beerhead armies
With bottles
Stead of guns
They could keep
Our country
From beer out
We don't run
I look around
And wonder
Where law
And order went
Now this nation
Needs a
Beerhead President
Don't send us
Your crime
And your disease
That's not what
The statue
Of liberty means
Finally solution
Would make jobs for everyone
Clean up the 
Pollution
Buy beer
For everyone
Criminals and
Politicians
Got the country
By the balls
You don't have to
Shave your head
To read
The writing on the walls