Yo, Kool, man. I'm tellin' you, man. There's a lot of disease out there, man Word AIDS and everything, man. So, you got to be careful, man Word up Yo, so we wanna tell all the homeboys out there that this is a message coming from The Fat boys You know what I'm sayin'? And it goes like this: Now, there's somethin' real old, but still hot news Been around since Lincoln, but out of view You stuff it in your wallet so your mom can't see It's called a condom, baby - And you better believe It ain't under the shelf now it's on display With all these diseases going around today You need a piece of mind when you do the wild thing So, a condom, brotha' - Don't forget to bring Protect yourself Word Protect yourself Get busy Protect yourself Markie Dee, can you get funky one time Now, check this out. Listen to me real clear, now: Now, if what I say sounds a little bit sleazy If using a condom makes you feel kinda queasy Don't take it too hard, 'cause there's no doubt That modern diseases can take you out So, don't be ashamed - take one when you go dancin' And use the condom for a little romancin' 'Cause being safe don't mean you're weak And you won't find yourself up the creek Protect yourself Word Protect yourself Homeboy! Protect yourself - My man, if I was you I'd... Protect yourself Hit It! Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yo, let's get stupid, y'all! Yo, homeboy, you seen 'em? Seen who? My nuts, man. Who you think? Aww... Oh, forget it, forget it. Here they come now... Who? Who?! My nuts! There go... My nuts! Word up! My nuts! They're... My nuts! Yo! Me and my nuts are a real def freak They don't do nothing else but hang with me We're a real good team on the football field And if my nuts have trouble... Yo, he gets ill! We're real close friends, as you can see And my nuts are big and round like me One is black and the other is white And if that looks dumb... hey, that's all right - They're... My nuts! They're... My nuts! Talkin' 'bout... My nuts! What's up? My nuts! I went for a run With who? My nuts All around the block? Took no short cuts - Ran all the way home Busted down the door And my nuts were draggin' all over the floor Now, don't go thinkin' my nuts are sore They got my back when I go off They're in my corner when times are rough And if you're in a jam, I'll let you hold... My nuts! Talkin' 'bout... My nuts! They're... My nuts! They're... My nuts! Now, I take my nuts to every show And when I go, I let ya' know That if you dare to fight my nuts You gotta fight me, too And he'll smack you up! Knock out your gold teeth Gon' break your jaw Yo, me and my nuts are down by law Get a girl so fast, homeboy, you'll get dizzy Me and my nuts get busy, busy Now, listen to my nuts 'cause they're my word And talkin' nuts, you never heard But, now I see you're gettin' red But, it ain't Markie Dee buggin' out the head But, check this out if you have doubt 'Cause Kool and Buff are the nuts I'm talkin' about They're... My nuts! They're... My nuts! They're... My nuts! I said they're... My nuts!