Well, that wasn't very nice of you Things aren't so glossy Without a posse Oh deary dear I've no business being here Well now as I bow out At the funeral of my youth It was so lonely It was so lovely It was so lovely You're just so easy on the eye You're so easy on the eye We said farewell And we synchronized our watches And arranged for the meeting of our crotches On the other side of the planet On the other side of the world Well, that wasn't a very nice thing to do They never suspect the emotional wreck Put that in your pipe (You might want to write that down) Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full The Fonz said There's nothing wrong with being wrong But was he right, was he right? I don't know, was he right? You're so easy on the eye You're so easy on the eye We said farewell And we synchronized our watches And arranged for the meeting of our crotches On the other side of the planet On the other side of the world