Listen homeboy, don't mean to bust your bubble
But hoes of the world ain't nothing but trouble
The next time a ho gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and hit the ass and skate
I was in Tiger's one Thursday night
Chillin' out, watching this bitch shake her ass right
I was sittin' at the bar, smokin' on a swisher
When this ho walked up and said "Hi I'm Bootylicious"
I responded by saying "Hello"
She paid for my drink and then said "Let's go"
She bought my drink I thought that that was polite
So I walked out with her I said "What's up for the night?"
She said "You and me and a couple of friends
Can go and get tricky, do you got some ends?"
I said "Bitch, hell yeah, I'm down with that
See all I wanna do is hit it from the back"
She said "You can fuck me if you turn me on this freak"
I said "Damn, L-Dog turned you on to me"
And there's a lot of rumors going around
They so bad, baby you might have to skip town
They say the pussy don't rhyme and I know it's true
Bitch I do the doggy style like Scooby-Doo

And if you thought I was a sucka, bitch change your mind
If you thought I was a punk, bitch change your mind
If you thought I was a lame, bitch change your mind
'Cause niggas out here can't fuck with mine

I was at the Key one Sunday night
Mashin' to the Bitches and my game was tight
Drinkin' V.S.O.P. at the bar
Lookin' like a motherfuckin' movie star
When all of a sudden came up this bitch
The ho looked fine and the bitch was thick
She said "Hey baby, can I make your day?
By the way they call me Ajanay"
She must have recognized the pimp in me
I had every single bitch on my dick in the Key
And if you don't believe me, ask DJ Dre
But back to this bitch named Ajanay
You see Ajanay, she likes to play
She sucked my nigga's dick like yesterday
Look here bitch, here is the scoop
If I really want the pussy I got the loot

And if you thought I was a sucka, bitch change your mind
If you thought I was a punk, bitch change your mind
If you thought I was a lame, bitch change your mind
'Cause niggas out here can't fuck with mine

I stepped in the black O
And like the track flow, I think I wanna flow with that ho
But that ho don't know about a real life playa
Buy your ass a drink make you think that I care
Intoxication comes, conversation runs slowly
I'm with Knottis and you the hottest
My name is Smokey, Smokey smoke me
And held his game, let me know am I just a custo for a fee
One for the hoes, two for the bitches suckin' dicks
Three for the rich money-makin' tricks
I'm on some ill shit
Was a good motherfucker until '86

And if you thought I was a sucka, bitch change your mind
If you thought I was a punk, bitch change your mind
If you thought I was a lame, bitch change your mind
'Cause niggas out here can't fuck with mine

I have something to talk about and that's women
I love women because women have the most beautiful bodies ever created
Women know how to love other women
Women know what other women want
How to please a woman, how to make love to a woman
A woman can give another woman all the emotional
Support that she can never get from a man
A woman can touch a woman in a way to
Make another woman come that a man can't
A woman knows what to do with another woman
Because she knows as a woman what she wants
And that's something that a man cannot
Give to a woman that another woman can't