Listen homeboy, don't mean to bust your bubble But hoes of the world ain't nothing but trouble The next time a ho gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and hit the ass and skate I was in Tiger's one Thursday night Chillin' out, watching this bitch shake her ass right I was sittin' at the bar, smokin' on a swisher When this ho walked up and said "Hi I'm Bootylicious" I responded by saying "Hello" She paid for my drink and then said "Let's go" She bought my drink I thought that that was polite So I walked out with her I said "What's up for the night?" She said "You and me and a couple of friends Can go and get tricky, do you got some ends?" I said "Bitch, hell yeah, I'm down with that See all I wanna do is hit it from the back" She said "You can fuck me if you turn me on this freak" I said "Damn, L-Dog turned you on to me" And there's a lot of rumors going around They so bad, baby you might have to skip town They say the pussy don't rhyme and I know it's true Bitch I do the doggy style like Scooby-Doo And if you thought I was a sucka, bitch change your mind If you thought I was a punk, bitch change your mind If you thought I was a lame, bitch change your mind 'Cause niggas out here can't fuck with mine I was at the Key one Sunday night Mashin' to the Bitches and my game was tight Drinkin' V.S.O.P. at the bar Lookin' like a motherfuckin' movie star When all of a sudden came up this bitch The ho looked fine and the bitch was thick She said "Hey baby, can I make your day? By the way they call me Ajanay" She must have recognized the pimp in me I had every single bitch on my dick in the Key And if you don't believe me, ask DJ Dre But back to this bitch named Ajanay You see Ajanay, she likes to play She sucked my nigga's dick like yesterday Look here bitch, here is the scoop If I really want the pussy I got the loot And if you thought I was a sucka, bitch change your mind If you thought I was a punk, bitch change your mind If you thought I was a lame, bitch change your mind 'Cause niggas out here can't fuck with mine I stepped in the black O And like the track flow, I think I wanna flow with that ho But that ho don't know about a real life playa Buy your ass a drink make you think that I care Intoxication comes, conversation runs slowly I'm with Knottis and you the hottest My name is Smokey, Smokey smoke me And held his game, let me know am I just a custo for a fee One for the hoes, two for the bitches suckin' dicks Three for the rich money-makin' tricks I'm on some ill shit Was a good motherfucker until '86 And if you thought I was a sucka, bitch change your mind If you thought I was a punk, bitch change your mind If you thought I was a lame, bitch change your mind 'Cause niggas out here can't fuck with mine I have something to talk about and that's women I love women because women have the most beautiful bodies ever created Women know how to love other women Women know what other women want How to please a woman, how to make love to a woman A woman can give another woman all the emotional Support that she can never get from a man A woman can touch a woman in a way to Make another woman come that a man can't A woman knows what to do with another woman Because she knows as a woman what she wants And that's something that a man cannot Give to a woman that another woman can't