Mic check, one two, one two (B-B-B-Bill Yen) Konnichiwa, what up doh? (I got a b-b-b-billion) Eesh, neesh, sah-sheesh (Bill Yen, B-B-Bill, B-B-Bill Yen) Who I be? (Bill Bill Yen) It's me (Bill, B-B-B-Bill, B-Bill Yen) Bill Yen, I'm still ill, friend Stick a dildo in your girl pussy until when? Until she starts cummin', she was hummin' Or at least until the funky drummer starts drummin' Wack rappers, there's nowhere for you to hide Soon as you touch the mic, commit suicide No okie dokie, though, from here to Tokyo My dick grows like the nose on Pinocchio Fuck cops tryin' to put you in a choke hold Or being the last nigga standing on a totem pole Kim Jong, fuck North Korea I bet I'll slap the shit out your ass if I see ya Bill Yen, B-B-Bill Yen B-b-b-b-big bad Bill Yen Kill them, k-k-kill them Dead body stashed in the back of buildings Number one hitman, hired assassin Chop your body up and put your ass in a trash can B-B-B-Bill, why you talkin' like that? Knot in my pocket why I'm walkin' like that, I'm ill