Did you hear what happened last Saturday night While dancing and drinking, we all got half tight This sweet thing named Sharmon was dancing with me When up jumped her boy friend and he hollered at me Please don't squeeze my Sharmon, don't hold her so tight You'd best keep my warning, it's my last one tonight She's soft and she's gentle and as sweet as can be And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me Along about midnight, I was feeling no pain And me and Miss Sharmon were dancing again Then Hank and big Harlan got into a fight And I heard someone holler as out went the light Please don't squeeze my Sharmon, don't hold her so tight You'd best keep my warning, it's my last one tonight She's soft and she's gentle and as sweet as can be And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me