Sick em champ... 
Well I have a new dance  that you all must learn 
You may have seen the Pee Wee Herman but it's had it's turn 
Now this brand new dance  I know you not with it 
You might break your neck  to really try to get it 
If you seen the clumsy movie it was called The Jerk 
You had to check out Steve Martin as he started the "Kirk"
He was doin freaky moves with his feet and head 
With his blue farmer suit and his big Pro-Keds 
Now if you want to learn it, it really takes time 
That's why I'm here now tellin you this rhyme 
And if you never seen it, then I'll be startin 
My brand new funky dance, called the Steve Martin 
Like this...get em Steve, get em 
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em 
Get em... 
Like this... 

Well the dance is def, and it's gonna last 
I don't really think any other dance will pass 
All the dancers out there tryin to freak on the floor 
When they see me do the Martin they try to ignore 
When they see my dance, they came to a surprise 
I caught the suckers ducks speakin eye to eye 
While they bitin my stuff, like I wasn't there 
But they didn't have the right so, I didn't care 
Sway your arms around your back, then across your chest 
Do the crazy leg sweep from right to left 
It's the Steve... 

Like this... 
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em... 
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em... 
Get em... 
Well it's back to the man on the mic you see 
Because I'm stuck to my dance like a dog on a flea 
Now I know my dance is the funky dance comin 
Pee-Wee Herman (Biz Markie) was pumpin (but mine is jumpin) 
It's the Steve... 
Like this, sick em champ 
(Steve Martin's in full effect!) 
Sick em champ 
(Yo Steve's a weasel! Show em how your Steve Martin go) 
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em (Ahh yeah, Steve Martin in full effect) 
EPMD, strikin once again, funky fresh in the flesh 
(True, yo, PMD! Oww, yeah...) 
I be the P double E-M-D in the place 
(Yeah check this out P, I think this is the last record of the album... 
Aww we made it!) 
Yo yo what time is it? 

Nineteen eighty-eight is so great, and eighty-nine even better 
And don't forget, to take off that hot sweater... 
Yeah check this out y'all! 
We got this funky track, ahh, yo yo yo 
Check this out homeboys 
Because we dope, the dope-di-dope-di-dope-di-dope 
The dope-di-dope-nope-we-ain't-no-joke 
No-joke-no-joke, so PMD!! Yo!! 
We ain't no joke, no-joke-no-joke-no-joke-the-dope 
(On the Columbo tip!) 
I'm the real deal homeboy, for real 
(On the strength!) 
Because we in there, yes we in there 
And we're outta here, like last year 
(We lost the bandwagon, because I'm housin...) 
We goin straight for the kill because you're loungin 
(I'm strictly business!)