Hello hello  may I speak to the E? 
This is me... is this the doctor M.D.? 
Yo P it's kinda early  who's there Laverner and Shirley? 
Is it Kate and Allie  or some other girlie? 

Well anyway  yo P you know I'm lazy 
Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy 

Excuse me  but I'm sorry E Double 
It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble 
Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over 

Why P? 
Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa 
What? 

Last night I was all alone 

Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown 
Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you 
Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22 
Where was I? 
I don't know, you wasn't there 

Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear 

I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow 
Shifted out the door to the local disco 
Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub 

Hell no... I was coolin at a club 

It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta 
Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa 
Seen a fly girl, standin next to me 

So I slid over to her very non-chalantly 
She was DEF, body perfectly fit 
She was packin, a 300-E with the kit 

i said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?" 
I said, "Hello my name is Parrish" 
"Hi, my name is Cris" 
"Can I buy you a drink?" 
"Yes" 
"What will it be?" 
"A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante. 

By the way is that your Caadillac Allante 
parked outside right next to my Monte 

car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."
 Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it 

"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag. 
We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad." 
We got to my house we walked through the door 

Threw on "Night and Day" by 
Al. be	 Sure 
She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips 
So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips 
I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt 
Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt 
Put my eho up here