Wave your hand at all The people you never call And find the best excuse To the friends you're about to lose Do it even though You can't stand the pain Do it even though Therell be no balloons nor champagne No flowers for you But rain Tell them you were wrong About the name of that song Tell them that you took That poem from a book Do it even though You will never feel the same Do it even though It will leave spots on your name And you will blush with shame