'Til I was eleven, I bed-wetted, the red-headed adopted My fuckin' head's braindead, get it? I lost it (Woo) Med fetish, I was fed lettuce and sausage With the side of Valium, poached eggs, relish, and Frosted Flakes, skulls, arms, legs, skeletons in the closet Elephant Man's relics, pelicans feed off him He's awesome, telekinesis through Steve Hawking There are no more lines 'cause he's crossed 'em Didn't mean to rape Portia but she forced him He had no other choice, she had a chance to divorce Ellen His head aches, you see more swellin' His brain is exploding like a C4 melon Eighty-six eroding whores, indeed, you're smelling 'Cause Shady's sickest clothing fuckin' reeks, you're tellin' The police on 'em; he's walkin' like Igor, yellin' Fuck him, he's back on the same shit as before Well, I'm the S-L-I-M S-H-A-D-Y I'm H-I-G-H, yeah, that's right, baby, high You may think he's just a wacky, wildin', crazy guy But Shady be this way 'til the day Shady dies So, here we go, let's do-si-do With the sociopath with the hokey flow Better watch when you're walkin' from the grocery store And don't act like you never see a ghost before Now, here we go, let's do-si-do With the sociopath with the .44 Better watch when you're walking from the grocery store And don't act like you never see a ghost before Well, I'm the F-I-F-T-Y, C-E-N-T, I Get H-I-G-H, yeah that's right, baby, high You might think he's just a wacky, wildin', crazy guy But Fifty be this way until the day Fifty dies (Yeah) I kill a bitch with a potato peeler for the skrilla I'm finna skin a sinner, dick robbed like Bruce Jenner Long time It turns me on, I Like it like I like snuff flicks, sip piss, eat shit You're workin' my nerves, louder now, come on, bark, bitch Hi, I'm Shady's co-D, Shady done rubbed off on me Yeah, bitch, bone me 'fore he use the chainsaw for me After you see my G-U-N, a pine box we will see you in You can't believe it's me again, I B-I-G T-I-M-E K-I-L-L very W-E-L-L, go to Hell, R-U-N, T-E-L-L I'm comin', straight dumbin' with my gun in Hand, there's no options, I'm P-O-P-P-I-N, you're dyin' Doc's still tryin' to save you If you survive, I'ma show you what the gauge do I'm the type there's nothin' you can say to Well, I'm the S-L-I-M S-H-A-D-Y I'm H-I-G-H, man, just wait 'til they see my Mother-F-U-C-K-I-N C-H-A-I-N-S-A-W "What are you crazy? High? You smokin' THC?" I got the GHB Here comes the vagina finder with the ESP Man, I've been tryna give Rihanna my new STD And have her screamin' "O-M-G, H-E-L-P" Like, C-H-R-I-S B-R-O-W-N, while I L-O-L You know what kinda trouble you in? Well, FYI, I'll beat her like a couple of men Then we'll be BFFs and become a couple again It's like that, y'all, ahaha, hand me that hacksaw I belie-I believe-that's all, for that pussycat doll It's like this, y'all, ahaha, hand me my pistol A couple uppers-and-downers and some crystal So, here we go, let's do-si-do With the sociopath with the hokey flow Better watch when you're walkin' from the grocery store And don't act like you never see a ghost before Now, here we go, let's do-si-do With the sociopath with the .44 Better watch when you're walking from the grocery store And don't act like you never see a ghost before Oh my God! What the fuck? Oh