Oh, oh Oh I think I'm intoxicated I think I-, I think I'm tipsy (Yeah, yeah) There once was a woman that wanted to rub cunts With another woman in the tub while they scrubbed each others buns And stick cucumbers in each others cubbies and tubby Sup buns, here she comes, and her name was "Ellen" She fell in love with the wrong girl, though Cast a spell and Portia became lesbo She was forced to lick it when Ellen says so But she hadn't met the convicted felon (Let's go) Is what he said when he climbed through the window I'm here to save you (I'm a lesbian though) No you're not, you just haven't met the right man I'll bet you nobody can do it like I can You think she can lick it? Shit, I got a tongue like a lizard I lick my own eyebrows with it Plus, I'm ghetto Amy Winehouse with it Take my false teeth out, my baby, lie down Is it the brew? (Brew, brew) Or is it the drugs? (Drugs, drugs) That make me do the things that I do when I'm in love? (Love, love) 'Cause I don't know what possesses me to act this way Could it be my brain that makes me so strange? 'Cause the way I think is just so deranged (I'm love drunk) Girl, your lovin' has got me drunk (Drunk) I don't know what I'm doin', please help me up (Me up, up) 'Cause I keep fallin' for you, I'm damn near crawling for you You hear me callin' for you, I'm drunk off your love (Love) I've got a hot date with an ex-playmate named Kendra Creepin' up on her like a ninja She don't know it yet, but I'm kinda upset Even though we ain't met, how come we ain't fucked yet? On the "Smack That" video set I was getting so mad, she ain't give me no dap I just kept lookin' at her while she's doing her hair In back of my mind I was screwin' her, yeah She's puttin' on makeup, but I really don't care Oh, man, he ain't gonna really go there? Hand me the water bottle, up, full throttle Over to her, like you wanna look pretty, ho? (Here) Now you look real cute, that'll teach you To ignore me when I'm drunk Jumped up like, Shady, I'ma kill you, I'ma beat you Does this mean that we can't fuck? So is it the brew? (Brew, brew) Or is it the drugs? (Drugs, drugs) That make me do the things that I do when I'm in love? (Love, love) 'Cause I don't know what possesses me to act this way Could it be my brain that makes me so strange? 'Cause the way I think is just so deranged (I'm love drunk) Girl, your lovin' has got me drunk (Drunk) I don't know what I'm doin', please help me up (Me up, up) 'Cause I keep fallin' for you, I'm damn near crawling for you You hear me callin' for you, I'm drunk off your love (Love, yeah) The last girl on my list Was beat up by her boyfriend, 'cause he was pissed I hope that I don't offend her, but I just Wanna creep through her window to get a kiss It's unlocked, so I enter and tell her shush Not a peep, not a whimper, you'll wake Chris I don't wanna lose my temper, now take this That's when I just begin to get a whiff All the force I can put into my little fist Give her one to the temple, isn't this The kinda shit that you're into? Yes, it is I kick her while I lick her clitoris She's moanin' and screamin', now look at this She just swallowed all my semen and slit her wrist Then we took a bubble bath, beat her with an umbrella Made her laugh, said, "I love you," then I threw her down my elevator shaft Is it the brew? (Brew, brew) Or is it the drugs? (Drugs, drugs) That make me do the things that I do when I'm in love? (Love, love) 'Cause I don't know what possesses me to act this way Could it be my brain that makes me so strange? 'Cause the way I think is just so deranged (I'm love drunk) Girl, your lovin' has got me drunk (Drunk) I don't know what I'm doin', please help me up (Me up, up) 'Cause I keep fallin' for you, I'm damn near crawling for you You hear me callin' for you, I'm drunk off your love (Love)