I'm gonna go review this car's quirks I don't even know if this shit works Will it run like a well-oiled machine Or is it as dead as a YuuY This car's just as reliable as a Trabant Will it even move Prob'ly not, nah The only thing that really works is the lock This car's just a massive fucking rock It came with a trunk full of dog hair I don't even know how it got there All of the seats have random fuckin' stains Redlining will engulf the car in flames Deafening squeaks whenever this car brakes Repair the car, I don't have what it takes This car's just as reliable as a Trabant Will it even move Prob'ly not, nah The only thing that really works is the lock This car's just a massive fucking rock This car's just a massive fucking rock This car's just a massive fucking rock