You don't know that I felt good When we up and parted You don't know I knocked on wood Gladly broken-hearted Worrying is through, I sleep all night Appetite and health restored You don't know how much I'm bored The sleepless nights, the daily fights The quick toboggan when you reach the heights I miss the kisses and I miss the bite I wish, I were in love again The broken dates, the endless waits The lovely loving and the hateful hates The conversation with the flying plates I wish, I were in love again No more pain, no more strain Now I'm sane but I would rather be ga ga The pulled out fur of cat and cur The fine mismating of a him and her I've learned my lesson But I wish, I were in love again The furtive sigh, the blackened eye The words, "I'll love you 'till the day I die" The self deception that believes the lie I wish, I were in love again When love congeals, it soon reveals The faint aroma of performing seals The double crossing of a pair of heels I wish, I were in love again No, more care, no despair I'm all there now but I'd rather be punch drunk Believe me sir, I much prefer The classic battle of a him and her I don't like quiet And I wish, I were in love again