I've got a diabolical plan this Halloween One that's sure to increase my popularity Didn't get invited to the costume party Friday night But I won't stand here sulking in the twilight I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it Running so fast that it's never a race Spreading lots of glitter all over my face I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen Not receiving invitations never stopped me before I will show up knocking on their front door Vampire teeth completes my costume, almost done I bet Edward shops Forever 21 I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it Running so fast that it's never a race Spreading lots of glitter all over my face I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen Drivin' this Benz like I got no license Bitin' on necks like they're made of spices Suckin' on blood cause it tastes like honey Climbin' up trees with my spider monkey Playin' baseball, swing a bat like lightnin' Gotta save Bella with some vampire fightin' Playin' hooky from class cause I gotta go feed Rippin' up roots askin' "What do we eat?" I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen the guys will be jealous but the girls will love it Running so fast that it's never a race Spreading lots of glitter all over my face I'll show up to the party as Edward Cullen