one alien eye 
broken over easy running slightly to the right 
Shirley has a secret sometime, someplace, somewhere 

blue, gray, trailing don't forget it 
bloody, bloody, bloody mess it's true 
wisecracking, grinning, laughing, wicked you 

never been old, never been born 
delivered to the door in trousers and a shirt 
Shirley has a secret sometime, someplace, somewhere 

now I don't ask and I don't tell 
I knew on it on the fateful day in line at the bank 
I'm spilling and I'm dropping and I'm blushing like a schoolgirl 
I must be possessed 

one alien eye 
simple and he's stealing 
kisses in my daydream telling what he'll do 
Shirley has a secret sometime, someplace, somewhere 
clear as day that I better stay away 
but I can't stop thinking 
one hand, one look in his steely grip 
and he leans in close and he says hold still 
hold still 

never been old, never been born 
I knew on it on the fateful day in line at the bank 
I'm spilling and I'm dropping and I'm blushing like a schoolgirl 
I must be possessed