Let’s go to the movies We’ll take the tube downtown We can go to Frost Hop and just mess around We can draw graffiti on the station walls Or look at the perverts, just playing with their balls Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks We can make a video and watch it on tv And you can push the buttons, but it won’t be for free We’re gonna have a good time, we’re gonna be obscene We’ll put you in the bathtub and cover you with cream Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks Did you meet my boyfriend? God he is such a bore, He looks a bit like Elvis after 1974 Life is full of wankers, they always make a fuss But we hate everybody as much as they hate us Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks