You are the bad girls 
Have you done a little work in the movies? 
You got a manager, 
And he sends a couple copies of you to me. 

But you don't come with instructions, 
You're wearing too many clothes 
I'd like to show you my suction, but I don't know where it goes. 
Cuz we are human dust bunnies, 
Waiting for the vacuum 
To come and pick us up, honey 
Whistling along to the hollow tune of 

Simulated love 
Simulated love 
Simulated love 
Simulated love 

You are the parasites 
Always biting the host that feeds you 
You've got the sight, sight 
But you don't recognize when they're trying to bleed you. 

You don't come with instructions, 
You're wearing too many clothes 
I'd like to show you my suction, but I don't know where it goes 
Cuz we are human dust bunnies, 
Waiting for the vacuum 
To come and pick us up, honey 
Whistling along to the hollow tune of 

Simulated love 
Simulated love 
Simulated love 
Simulated love 

Oh sweet love, what does it mean? 
Cuz everything's never quite as it seems 
Pretty, pretty pictures in a magazine 
Selling me tickets for the fuck machine 
No U-turn on the road of life 
Today's girlfriend is tomorrow's wife 
The meeting of the flesh and the knife 
Taking color photographs in black and white 
And when your piggies start to squeal 
It's impossible to keep an even keel 
I'd drive a thousand miles just to cop a feel 

Love isn't real, unless it's not real 
Love isn't real, unless it's not real 
Love isn't real, unless it's not real 
Love isn't real, unless it's not real 
Love isn't real, unless it's not real 

Oh sweet love, what does it mean? 
Oh sweet love, what does it mean? 
Oh sweet love, what does it mean? 
Oh sweet love, what does it mean?