Show me your sexy trash 
But don't go making moves 
That agitate my rash 

I'm an American man 
And I know where I stand 
I stand with you 
And your sexy trash 

Columbian war lords 
Are rushing to replace 
All the products that they've moved 
To the United States 
With tradaxxian crystals from outerspace 
And the filthy residue 
Of your sexy trash 
Your sexy trash 

Geo political ramifications 
Of lovers when they lie 

Because of vegetarians 
Animals no longer die 

We can live as one inside the slaughterhouse 
Of your sexy trash 

I'm an American Man tonight