She's a nine-to-fiver 
Got evil up inside her 
She's a- she's a graphic designer 

Nobody does it finer 
Photoshop and Tiger 
Simplification messiah 

Cropping suicider 
Pantone Two Ninety Niner 

She's even redesigned in China 

Taking your shit higher 
Running something by her 
She's a- she's a graphic designer 

And she knows her designs of me are graphic 
And she goes into work early to avoid traffic 
And she don't need prose and she don't need pride 
And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at 
And she don't need a resume to get through my door 
You better bring your A-game when you wage your war 
A designer, designer! 

She's a nine-to-fiver 
Got evil up inside her 
She's a- she's a graphic designer 

Taking your shit higher 
Running something by her 
She's a- she's a graphic designer