Friday night and everything's right on the weekend Crazy clothes and anything goes on the weekend John called in and Jim got Sue I made a date with a little ol' jew Off he went to make a date on the weekend No harm done, just having some fun on the weekend Cartop down, just a ridin' around on the weekend Took a ride to Lookout Hill The view up there was sure a thrill That was all, we had a big fall on the weekend There we were just sitting cool and cozy I just had time to steal a little kiss A police with a flashlight tried to nose in He said, "Holy Mackerel there, what is all this?" No harm done just having some fun on the weekend Took a chance on crashin' a dance on the weekend We were almost inside the place Then some boy slammed the door in my face Hey you guys, you gotta wear ties on the weekend Crazy clothes and anything goes on the weekend That was all we had a big ball on the weekend