Susan spent the weekend at her stately home 
Crying at the lions on the garden wall 
And then she'd sigh -- sneak away 
Look at her style -- free the day 

Oh no not me -- I wouldn't 
Oh no not me -- I couldn't 
That's all she says, her money and her place 
They just don't mean a thing 

Susan met the Lords and Dukes of everywhere 
Smiling kissing wishing that they'd go to hell 
And then she'd laugh -- wonder why 
Take a nap -- sit and cry 

Oh no not me -- I wouldn't 
Oh no not me -- I couldn't 
That's all she says, her money and her place 
They just don't mean a thing