Thank you
Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening
I don't remember if I had spoken about it here or...
In other parts of this wonderful land you call
The Isle of whatever the hell you call it
Everybody has got a different name
It is pretty..., whatever
Anyway
Whatever dude, okay, here
The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up is
A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
Listen
(Sound of hot)
That is the sound of Hot
Ssshhhhhttttt.
(Sound of cold)
That is the sound of Cold
Listen again
(Sound of hot)
Hot
(Sound of cold)
Cold
In America we have a thing cold two faucets and one spigot
Over here, wherever we go, like backstage right now
There is a faucet for the fucking hot water and one for the cold water
And I can't mix them together
I BURN my hand, and then I FREEZE my hand
And then I BURN my hand and I FREEZE my hand
No, no, no, no,... no clapping
It's your problem, not mine
I'm just wondering, anybody else having the same problem
I'm just checking
Hot, hot, hot,... BURN
Cold, cold, cold,...FREEZING
Hot, hot, hot
Cold, cold, cold, cold
I WANT BOTH, I want both
In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm
Ah, feel the warm water
It's not BURNING
It's not FREEZING COLD
It's in the middle, it's warm, warm
I can't wait to get back out to my warm water
I just wanted to share that
Thank you very much
