I got a nagging doubt Prepare to have this out I got a bone or two I'd like to pick with you I know the reason why you Tell these lies, that scandalize You only do it to annoy Just like a spiteful little boy Queer fish You're a queer fish Some say you've lost your touch Not that it matters much, 'cause You were an inspiration A visionary, a revelation But madly, you threw it all away Now sadly on reflection All you've got's your misdirection Queer fish You're a queer fish And you don't look quite so quite so cute As you used to You don't look quite so cute As you used to In fact you look quite debauched But my hands are tied So what can I do Queer fish You're a queer fish And you don't look quite so quite so cute As you used to You don't look quite so cute As you used to In fact you look quite debauched But my hands are tied So what can I do My hands are tied So what can I do My hands Are tied What can I do