Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know...
"Hello girls!"
"Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!"
I'm a sight for sore eyes
Oh, if your eyes would only see
I've been born on tiptoe
Still you LOOKED like a lighthouse next to me
You pet-named me Napoleon
I was proud 'til I got the reason why , why.....
Never aimed for confrontation
You've been sleeping when I kissed your ass goodbye
Oh, while you read this letter
I'D just GONE TO eat out
By the way
My WHAT A sunshine in Trinidad
Hope you're okay lightyears away
My WHAT A heatwave in Trinidad
Hope you don't mind if I stay
PITCHER GOES TOO OFTEN to the well
And now the PITCHER'S gone insane
GOTTA run away, BOILING over, getting hell
And found the answer on a plane
Oh, I've been pissing off
BEFORE you might could have pissed me off.
I hope you're fine, yeah
My WHAT A sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay, I do okay
My WHAT A heatwave in Trinidad
SUNBURNT A NIGHTFLIGHT AWAY
"Honey you're looking good so far away from me
The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great
Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey
Greetings from Trinidad, hey!
My WHAT A sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay, I do okay
My WHAT A heatwave in Trinidad
SUNBURNT A NIGHTFLIGHT AWAY
"Back and home in GERMANY I was a famous porn star, hahaha"
