Oh if only Brazil was not so far far away I Would swim or walk or ride But never ever fly But all the noise of the maniacs there The sweat on my face it's worth to bear But I don't wanna bounce and die But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress I close my eyes, I know what I would go for Stewardess before the crash Lavatory Love Machine No fear can quell my steam Lavatory Love Machine No cabin fire burn my dream I am at your disposal I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide Wheeling junk along the aisle Keep your seat belf fastened You're whipping with an iron voice You command Uh mistress I am in your hands And when she asks me what I'd like to eat I realise the domina feels the same And I reply: What about your pie? Lavatory Love Machine... Lavatory Love Machine No broken wings to stop me steam Lavatory Love Machine Honey dou you like the way I cream? Now if I gotta die I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash Let them know I've been alive Till I made my final splash Lavatory Love Machine... Don't hear the scary noises From the turbine when you scream