Oh, my daddy is a dandy in the richest kinda sense And he keeps up his appearance at no matter what expense He's a dandy, a dandy, and I do love a dandy Oh, my daddy's been a dandy ever since his early youth With a heart as full of gold as almost every single tooth He's a dandy, a dandy, and I do love a dandy When he wanders 'round Chicago in his shiny Oxford shoes Every other so-called dandy gets a sudden fit of blues Why there's nothing 'bout my daddy that's just not the very best Who else in Illinois has a hand brocaded vest You can play a game of checkers on his gold and Eton suit Yep, my daddy is a dandy, and a relative to boot He's a dandy, a dandy, and I do love a dandy Just a chip off daddy's diamond, is enough to make you blink And nobody else's stockings are a lighter brighter pink He's a dandy, a dandy, and I do love a dandy He wears rubies that are big enough to swell a rich man's chest When he picks his cup of coffee up his finger's pointing west He's a dandy, a dandy, and I do love a dandy When he's really out cavortin' you just oughtta see him go Why just standing on the corner he's a one man minstrel show Why there's always something doing at no matter where he is And no one's got a stick-pin with a pearl as big as his Why I often love to dream of him and wonder what he's found Yep, my daddy is a dandy even though he's not around He's a dandy, a dandy, and I do love a dandy Who's a daddy and a dandy too