Hey, hey, hey Fritz 
Your key fits nicely 
My body opens to your touch 
So ring my bell and just entice me 
I need your lovin', oh so much 
Cause he's wild and baby when he aims he hits 
Oh Fritz, I know you love my tits 

Fritz, Fritz, beat it Fritz 
So take your fingers off her tits 
And if she says she loves you too 
It's a lie, oh my, it just ain't true 
Fritz, Fritz, listen Fritz 
Don't tell me it's your key that fits 
You say she's yours, but I say well 
I'm gonna get you down to hell 

Hey, hey, hey Fritz 
Your key fits nicely 
My body opens to your touch 
So ring my bell and just entice me 
I need your lovin', oh so much 
Hey, hey, hey Fritz 
I know I thrill you 
But if you love me, please take care 
Cause if Max dance he'll be will kill you 
You better watch out for him Fritz 
Cause he's wild and baby when he aims he hits 

Oh Fritz, I know you love my tits 

Fritz, Fritz, shut up Fritz 
And just stop lovin' on the Ritz 
And don't you think you're big and strong 
Because of your love no ding-a-dong 
Fritz, Fritz, watch out Fritz 
You better leave your wife and kids 
You say she wants you, but I say 
You better move back home and pray