I am back again To the safety of my couch With my best friends The ones who never let me out I met a girl Her name was bovine Took her home with me last night and.. I am so happy here And I never have to try (to be to feed) Sit back and drink some beers And go date-rape with the guys... In Alvin... in Alvin.... woke up at ten Light my cigarette Got drunk again Just to drown out my regrets..yep lying naked Just wearing this stupid grin I am vacant But in this town I fit right in..so I am so happy here And I never have to try (to be to feed) Sit back and drink some beers And go date-rape with the guys... In Alvin... eating pork and drinking wine Everything's just fine Eating pork and drinking wine Everything's just fine