Well, if I had a lover, couldn't keep it undercover and fall for her like leaves And if I had a dollar, I'd say the whole holler and buy that girl a ring Well, but since I don't have either, I'm about as lonely as can be But if I had a lover and I had a dollar, what a happy ole boy I'd be That's all I want but I know it's not meant to be But I'm jealous how the wind is free 'Cause I'm all locked up in my own misery With nobody to blame but me Well, if I had a lover, couldn't keep it undercover and fall for her like leaves And if I had a dollar, I'd say the whole holler and buy that girl a ring Well, but since I don't have either, I'm about as lonely as can be But if I had a lover and I had a dollar, what a happy ole boy I'd be Then there's that girl but she pays no mind to me Yeah, something like the rocks beneath my feet And I hear them say I'm missing the forest for the tree But I don't care when she's the prettiest tree I've seen Well, if I had a lover, couldn't keep it undercover and fall for her like leaves And if I had a dollar, I'd say the whole holler and buy that girl a ring Well, but since I don't have either, I'm about as lonely as can be Well, if I had a lover and I had a dollar, what a happy ole boy I'd be Well, if I had a lover, couldn't keep it undercover and fall for her like leaves And if I had a dollar, I'd say the whole holler and buy that girl a ring Well, but since I don't have either, I'm about as lonely as can be But if I had a lover and I had a dollar, what a happy ole boy I'd be