It's been a long, long time
Since the March of Dimes
Came and repossessed the van
And sodomized the band, but
Beneath all the underwire, a pacifier
Something we could understand

It's Tits! 
Oh, yeah it's tits
I say it's tits
Yeah, it's tits

I've been to Holland, but
Couldn't wear the shoes
New Orleans, Kentucky, Khatmandu
The beach at Normandy
They're getting Hungary
Give us something we can use

It's Tits! 
Oh, yeah it's tits
I said it's tits
Oh, yeah it's tits

"Hahahahahahaha you laugh?"