Do you remember the first day we met?
I was a nervous wreck
We went out to Taco Bell, and I was proud to foot the bill
But I came up a dollar short again
There's no point in ignoring it anymore
We both know you could go out and do so much better
And if I'm honest, I don't even know how I got this far in the first place
In the worst way
I hate to say it, baby, you're a total knockout
I think I'm going down swinging in the first round
Maybe it's time that we admit to ourselves
That you're out of my league
Do you remember the first day that we kissed?
And I said I got secondhand chapstick
Why do I always gotta ruin the moment?
But you laughed it off like you always do
And I played a song that I wrote for you
You cracked a smile, even though I was singing out of tune
There's no point in ignoring it anymore
We both know you could go out and do so much better
And if I'm honest, I don't even know how I got this far in the first place
In the worst way
I hate to say it, baby, you're a total knockout
I think I'm going down swinging in the first round
Maybe it's time that we admit to ourselves
That you're out of my league
And I just can't compete
You're just too good for me
And I know you're so far out of my league
You're so far out of my league
Baby, you're a perfect ten when you just rolled out of bed
If I'm gussied up and lucky, I could be a four at best
I've been crunching all the numbers, and it isn't making sense
Why would you settle for a low-down, little league loser like me?
