I've been living life like it's a movie I don't wanna watch Can we just cut right to the montage? Skip ahead a month or two, and I thought I would be better But I'm not, this movie sucks I guess when I'm dead, that's just the ending that I get No ride into the sunset, there's no bloopers at the end So I'll just bide my time and try my luck Nod and smile and bite my tongue again Why do I keep trying to make the plot make sense? My life is a movie I don't wanna watch A homemade horror flick on VHS Why pretend that anybody gets a sequel And a happy ever after in the end? Getting bored, getting tired, so annoyed I'm even trying You can guess who's dying next, but I'm just waiting for the plot twist If I'm honest, I forgot who's the bad guy and who's not I guess it just depends who's even watching This movie sucks My life is a movie that I don't wanna watch A homemade horror flick on VHS Why pretend that anybody gets a sequel And a happy ever after? I'm a low budget disaster Made with ketchup blood, plastic guns When it's said and done I guess when I'm dead, that's just the ending that I get No ride into the sunset, there's no bloopers at the end So I'll just bide my time and try my luck Nod and smile and bite my tongue again Why do I keep trying to make the plot make sense? I guess when I'm dead, that's just the ending that I get No ride into the sunset, there's no bloopers at the end So I'll just bide my time and try my luck Nod and smile and bite my tongue again Why do I keep trying to make the plot make sense?