Gave up early, you quitter, you quitter Missed out on the party, you're bitter, you're bitter Drunk by yourself, you sit there, you sit there Asleep on the street, you're about to get killed there Get ripped on Beast, you're buzzin', you're buzzin' Things get loud, you're cussin', you're cussin' Feel bigger than big, you're dusted, you're dusted Pushed down a hill, a twig pokes your eye in Throw a keg in the fire C'mon now let's die here Throw a keg in the fire C'mon now let's die here Throw a keg in the fire C'mon now let's die here Throw a keg in the fire Shithouse on Natty, you're blinded, you're blinded Fight at the barn, behind it, behind it Kid's got a knife, it's shining, it's shining Went looking for trouble, you fuckin' find it Weekend arrives and it's time For a near-death eye-test Time to invest in a barf bib Stage an inquest on the teenage mind Fuck it Throw a keg in the fire C'mon now let's die here Throw a keg in the fire C'mon now let's die here Throw a keg in the fire C'mon now let's die here Throw a keg in the fire A sacrifice to the god of drunk high school morons He's a hungry deity and demands tribute So march your glassy-eyed asses into the top of the volcano And don't forget to steal beer from the gas station on your way