L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
The World's Best Piper, you can't deny
L-double-E, B-O-Y
He won't do kilts
Yeah, he wears slacks
Don't you start with him
'Cause he fights back
He's down with us
Part of the gang
And his hits keep coming
Like a boomerang
He tells it like it is
He won't kiss your ass
He don't start trouble
'Cause he's got class
A righteous dude
Yeah, that's no lie
Like Spicy McHaggis
He's a hell of a guy
L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
If you need Lee, he'll be standing by
L-double-E, B-O-Y
When the King of B-flat
Walks in the room
The men all cheer
The women swoon
So clear the way
And make a path
He's a man on a mission
Beware his wrath
It's time to go
Ring the bell
Here comes the thunder
A drone from hell
He'll bring down the house
He'll raise the roof
Lightning in his hands
T.N.T. In his boots
L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
The World's Best Piper, you can't deny
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
If you need Lee, he'll be standing by
L-double-E, B-O-Y
L-E-E-B-O-Y
L-E-E-B-O-Y
L-E-E-B-O-Y
L-E-E-B-O-Y
L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
The World's Best Piper, you can't deny
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
L-double-E, B-O-Y
Lee Boy, Lee Boy, he's our guy
If you need Lee, he'll be standing by
L-double-E, B-O-Y
